#mama vil

[rakiah]

[breath in, breath out] …… Can we talk about those lines?

[harunayuuka2060]

MC and Idia: *decided to go grocery shopping together*

MC: I hope they fix the issue soon.

Idia: Yeah. This is so inconvenient going out like this.

Idia: If only I didn't have to restock my fridge. *sigh*

MC: Well, you could've asked me to run your errand.

Idia: I wanted to hang out so-

Random person: *approaches them* OMG! You're real!

MC and Idia: ...

MC: Are you... referring to me?

Random person: Yes! I never expected I would see you in the flesh!

Random person: I'm one of your fans by the way!

MC: Ah.

Random person: Can I please have your autograph?!

MC: Sure...

Random person: *hands them a pen and a notebook*

MC: ...

MC: I don't know how to do an autograph.

Random person: *gasped* Oh right! I almost forgot! Please draw a bunny instead! *squealing*

MC: ...

MC: Okay. *draws a cute bunny*

MC: *smiles* Here you go.

Random person: *appreciation noises* Thank you so much! *gets their stuff and leaves*

MC: ...

Idia: *has hidden behind them, holding back his laughter*

Idia: That was one energetic fan.

MC: Let's go now, Idia. I have a feeling they're not going to be the only one.

Cater: You and Idia went viral on Magicam.

Cater: With the hashtag. - #TheTrueLoversInTheGame

Vil: How did that happen?

MC: I don't know.

Idia: We were too busy getting out of there.

Rook: I assumed it was because you carried Roi de Ta Chambre like a bride.

Idia: *frowns* So? You've got a problem with that, Rook?

Rook: *smiling* Non.

Vil: ...

Vil: I see that you're brave when MC is around.

Idia: I just have my hoodie on. *hides behind MC*

Vil: Anyway, Rook.

Rook: Yes?

Vil: It's your fault MC is gaining attention. Do something to resolve this.

Rook: Did the fans make you uncomfortable, Mon cher?

MC: Not the least. We just got overwhelmed with the crowd.

Idia: Yeah. Like there were too many of them.

Vil: You are too considerate, MC.

Ortho: ...

MC and Idia: *got their energy drained with all the ruckus earlier* *cuddling each other while sleeping*

Ortho: ...

Ortho: *calls their mother*

Ortho: Mom...

Mama Shroud: It's alright, sweetie. They will end up together.

[iamapoopmuffin]

I'd say Lapras Boat would be my dream date but no I get seasick.

[jangmi-latte]

HE'S ACTUALLY HERE SO DAMN EARLY?????????????? I HAVE ENOUGH FOR HIS BIRTHDAY IF IT WASN'T FOR MY DUMBASS MAKING ANOTHER ACCIDENTAL 10 PULL WHILE IN A DAZE I SCREAMED I CRIED I WAS HYPERVENTILATING THROUGH A CALL JUST WATCH THE DAMN RECORDING NOTHING THERE WAS CUT I WAS ACTUALLY SO DAMN WORRIED BUT HE'S HERE HE'S HERE NO BLACKOUT THIS TIME HE'S HEREUHNEUCLDIJHCFIHNFNULISFHNLUIERFHETHY87IW4ERTY874EW5Y84EO5Y74EI8THY4E7UTHY

[crystallizsch]

forgive me for the person i will be for whatever the fuck jamil’s outfit is going to be for the shaftlands event

[inspiredwriter]

Big Mama VS pen

Inspired by the moment with Cruella De Vil from “101 Dalmatians”😈😈

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✒️🕷💜🕷✒️🕷💜🕷✒️🕷💜🕷✒️

@swagreecrow @kawaiibunga @artsolarsash @sivy-chan-blog @narwals14 @angelcatlowyn @dai-su-kiss @janet-the-dark-queen @turtle-babe83 @foxflamewarrior @cowabunga-doll @wolfroks @aeempress @neocelticavalon @androidships007 @iheartchv @raphsmuneca @mcwentfandomtraveling  @roxosupreme @thedl2912

[simping-on-the-daily]

There's a certain type of despair in finding out that the writer doesn't like or try to understand the character they're writing about and either takes it as an opportunity to bash them or make them incredibly one dimensional

[cartoonfanaticmonsterrobotalien]

Sneak Peek to Solar Opposites in Mighty Solars Issue #29: Starburst Rises

Phoebe then notices her body glowing teal as she gasp and looks down to see a glow in her hands.

Phoebe: What the fuck is happening?

A lasso appears in Phoebe’s hand as she gasp and transforms into in a glowing light, a new Mighty Solar woman.

Phoebe/???: looks around herself as she grows amazed by her new superhero suit Oh my God, I look awesome. whips her lasso Alright, I can use to this! suddenly sees a lightning and uses her new iron wrist cuffs as she grows amazed as it reflects the lightning away from it Cool! Alright, time to go save my alien family, stop Brea and save Earth-4.

Phoebe got on a new Mighty Solar teal motorcycle and made it to the Mighty Solars as she sees them tied up and quickly heads up to them.

Terry/Mighton: struggling to use his strength to break the ropes in half Aw man, this is fucking hopeless! Even my strength can’t even can’t break these goddamn ropes!

Korvo/Qausarblast: Grr! We have to get out of here and stop Brea! suddenly hears a noise and sees Phoebe untying the ropes Huh? Who are you?!

Phoebe/???: try untying the ropes I’m a friend!

Jesse/Fung-irl: suddenly recognize Phoebe’s voice Wait a minute, that voice!

Mighty Solars (except for Phoebe): Phoebe?!

Phoebe/???: finished untying the ropes as it falls apart and free the Mighty Solars Miss me?

Mighty Solars: Phoebe! gives Phoebe a giant group hug

Phoebe/???: D’aw thanks guys! I’m just glad y’all are okay!

Terry/Mighton: Us too!

Yumyulack/Vil-Gil-An-T: No way, you’re a Mighty Solar now?! That’s awesome!

Pupa/The Mighty Pupa: Phoebe! hugs Phoebe by the legs

Phoebe/???: chuckles Yep, from now on, as Mighty Solar, y’all can call me… Starburst!

Phoebe does a Wonder Woman-like pose as the Mighty Solars express joy expressions in their eyes.

Jesse/Fung-irl: Yeah, our nanny is a Mighty Solar! hugs Phoebe

Yumyulack/Vil-Gil-An-T: joins in on hugging Phoebe You’re the coolest nanny in the world! Isn’t Phoebe the coolest super nanny in the world?!

Korvo/Qausarblast: Yes, but I hate to break this up! But there’s an out of control motherfucking teenager destroying everything!

Phoebe/Starburst: Korvo’s right! We gotta stop Brea before she is lost darkness forever!

Terry/Mighton: You got that fucking right! Let’s do this!

Korvo/Qausarblast: Alright! Mighty Solars, move out!

Mighty Solars: Yeah! Alright

The Mighty Solars move out as they head onto their motorcycles and drive off together to stop Brea, now with their nanny Phoebe, now Starburst, by their side. Determination rises in Starburst’s eyes as she looks back at her alien family driving their motorcycles and heads back to looking at the road.

Phoebe MacCarthy belongs to @themagicwolf6677

[hitchell-mope]

Uma’s theme by Uma’s friends and family.

(Uma’s father, grandmother and sisters materialise in front of her as she continues to fall through the clouds)

Facillier: Oh, Uma, dear where have you been?

Freddie: So near, so far or in between?

Celia: What have you heard what have you seen?

Odie: Uma, Uma, please, Uma!

(Uma falls past copies of the Smee twins dressed like doormice)

Squeaky: Oh, tell us are you big or small

Squirmy (showering Uma with cakes and tea): To try this one or try them all

Morgana (materialising out of smoke): It’s such a long, long way to fall

Squeaky: Uma,

Squirmy: Uma,

Morgana: oh Uma

(Uma’s running down hallways lined with mirrors. In each mirror are Jay, Carlos, Jane, Lonnie and Gil. And they’re all looking worried for her)

Jay: How can you know this way not that?

Carlos: You choose the door you choose the path

Jane: Perhaps you should be coming back

Lonnie: Another day,

Gil: another day

Jaynelos and Lonnie: And nothing is quite what is seems

Gil: You’re dreaming are you dreaming, oh, Uma?

(The floor gives way and Uma is now violently free falling through a rabbit hole. Figures start soaring past her head)

Celia (dressed like the Cheshire Cat): Oh, how will you find your way?

Freddie (dressed the March Hare): Oh, how will you find your way?

Facillier (dressed like a chess Rook): There’s no time for tears today. No time for tears today.

Odie (dressed like a chess bishop): There’s no time for tears today. No time for tears today.

(Uma’s wearing a turquoise pinafore dress and she’s desperately trying in vain to open a series of shrinking doors. Behind her are Evie dressed as Iracebeth of Crims and Doug dressed as Ilosovic Stayne. Evie is smiling sadistically. But Doug is looking well beyond bored. And neither of them are offering any kind of help to Uma whatsoever)

Evie: So many doors – how will you choose?

Doug: So much to gain so much to lose

Evie: So many things got in your way

Doug: No time today, no time today

Both: Be careful not to lose your head

Just think of what the doormouse said

UMA!

(She’s in a caucus race with Jay, Carlos and Gil who are dressed as the dodo bird, the mock turtle and the white rabbit respectively)

Jay: Did someone pull you by the hand?

Carlos: How many miles to Neverland?

Gil (with terrified tears in his big innocent eyes): Please tell me so I’ll understand

Jay: Alice

Carlos: Alice

Gil: Oh, Alice

(Uma runs into an empty tea party and sits down only to be joined by Ben and Mal who are both wearing silver crowns. Mal is dressed as Mirana of Marmoreal. Ben is dressed as Tarrant Hightopp. And both of them are looking at her with the most mournful expressions in their faces)

Mal: Oh how will you find your way?

Ben: Oh, how will you find your way?

[anbaisai]

Meanwhile, the girls in question:

The girlies are fighting… (featuring mentions of a friend’s OC)

Textless version can be interpreted as POV you're being bullied by mean girls or something

Hypothetical exchange based on Leona giving Jamil this ⬇️ piece of advice during Book 6

If this statement doesn’t literally also apply to Jamiyuu ships if Leona knew about things in universe… he’s a Jamiyuu shipper and he’s getting impatient (/j).

And instead of defending himself, I believe Jamil’d just pick something to fire back about because he’s like that. Men who can’t be direct or honest for their lives, sigh.

[doku-no-bi]

What can I say, the trees here are really good for building platforms in

also it was totally not me listening in

i only began building platforms in the trees AFTER that incident

dw i didn't use any nails to secure the platforms i'm not a monster

i simply cut the wood into shapes to fit the tree trunks :D

-Tarzan anon

...

It is still not a safe activity to be doing, and there are much better uses of your time.

But, I suppose I cannot discourage you from doing this as long as you are staying safe...

[mellosdrawings]

If Vil is ‘Mama’ and Leona is ‘Papa’, what do the kids call Jamil?

Leona > Papa

Vil > Mama

Jamil > Dada/Dad

Rook & Falena > Uncle

Koffi's biological mother (Kinga) & Falena's wife (Imani) > Auntie

Cheka > Cheka (lol)

[mel1rose]

The maternal intimidation is strong with this one...Grandma Maleficia truly has no fear. 🤣

This was hilarious to read through! I wasn't expecting the pregnancy stories of Yuu's eldest children, but it was a welcome surprise nonetheless. Happy Mother's Day to all!

*~Mother's Day, Damn it~*

A/N: Hello all and a happy Mother's Day! Decided to queue this up since I knew I was gonna be hyper-busy the weekend and would honestly forget to post it XD Warnings: Mentions and vague descriptions of pregnancy and childbirth Pairings: YuuxMalleusxAzulxJamil, Mentioned Silver/Sebek, Mentioned Vil/Rook, Mentioned Riddle/Floyd Word Count: 4.3K

MALLEUS

Yuu made sure to apologize to Malleus once the egg was out. Well, once the egg was out, they had a quick bath, and regained mental awareness after a spontaneous three-hour nap. It wasn't their intention to interrupt his birthday party with their water breaking (they really hoped the seemingly ancient as dirt carpet survived it). Yuu didn't remember much from the egg birth. Apparently, Grandmother Draconia had made one of her rare appearances, walking into the room as though Yuu wasn't screaming on their knees and slamming the ornate headboard into the wall in an act of misplaced frustration. 

Lilia said she brought them fruit-flavored ice chips, which was very sweet.

Once they woke up, everyone had kept a good few feet away as they congratulated them on a successful birth. (Malleus told them later that night that Yuu had some…vividly creative threats made in their heat of maternal agony. One of which Malleus refused to repeat, only stating it made him physically leave the castle grounds for his own safety).

But now, as Yuu relaxed in a patch of rare sunlight with their egg baby, they felt content. Luckily, their egg wasn't as massive as Malleus's was. Though it had seemed to grow to said size as the months went by. An oil-like black, the shell shined iridescent in the light. The reflective surface was broken up by thin matte black webbing that increased in numbers as time went on. Grandmother Draconia had remarked the few times she'd seen the egg that she had never seen one with such neat growth marks, the pattern almost mimicking broken glass.

Though Yuu had their concerns, (they didn't have magic and dragon eggs needed family magic to hatch) their loved ones were more than willing to pitch in. Malleus, of course, gave the egg magic daily in the form of cuddling and kissing it before and after going about his royal duties. Lilia had given a few sprinkles of his limited magic, whispering blessings and sweet dreams to the youngling inside. Sebek nearly cried himself sick when Yuu offered to let him bestow the egg with his magic, he was one of the godfathers after all (A fact that made Sebek actually cry and hug Yuu tight enough to crack their back). Silver, as the other godfather in question, was more than happy to give his niece or nephew his magic in the form of naptime cuddles.

Even Azul and Jamil had made their way to the valley. Both to visit and to give their donation of magic to the egg. Though they had busy schedules with their own post-graduation lives, Malleus had convinced them to stay a few weeks past their original departure date. If he had to set a harbor on fire to do it, that didn't mean anything.

In the present, a strong gust tiled the egg from its upright position and onto its side in the lush patch of grass. Yuu watched in mild amazement as the egg did what it normally did, wiggling on its side for a few moments before rolling itself back to its starting position. Their child had become insanely active, a fact that Malleus and Yuu took great pleasure in. Nightly, they'd sit on opposite sides of their massive bed and call out to the egg to see who it'd roll toward (Yuu was only a little bitter that they were barely winning).

“Baby. Baby~.” Yuu laughed, watching the egg wiggle around in what could only be called joy at the sound of their voice.

But, their laughter was cut off at the soft sound of something cracking.

They looked at the egg with laser focus, the egg itself had gone deathly still as though the crack had startled them as well. Soon the egg gave another powerful wiggle, a hairline crack forming against the shell.

“...” Yuu turned toward the castle, panic clear in their voice as they screamed, “MALLEUS!”

Malleus had appeared like a bolt of lightning, eyes glowing and ready to kill whoever posed a threat to his mate and child. Only to have his attention pulled to the sound of shell cracking and Yuu's panicked question of “Do I help them!?”

Soon they were back in the castle, the wiggling and cracking egg placed on the ceremonial hatching altar. Malleus held Yuu in his arms, trying to keep them calm as they fought their own need to help their child hatch. Silver, Sebek, and Lilia had appeared after hearing all the noise. While Sebek shouted encouragement to the hatching fae, Silver tried to get his husband to stop yelling at the egg. Lilia was doing his grandfatherly duty of filming everything.

Finally, the cracks along the egg met. From the top, a small purple-tinted dragon poked their head through the opening, fighting against the remaining shell fiercely until they were able to crawl out. They squeaked, almost trying to roar at them with their wings flared out.

Lilia cooed, making sure to capture the scale pattern on the squeaking dragon's forehead, “A little girl! She's much smaller than I-”

The egg tilted on the altar, another small dragon crawling its way from the opening their sister had left. Stepping out and looking around the room unaware of the edge to the altar. Silver had rushed forward, catching the teal-tinted infant before they hit the ground. He held the squeaking dragon in both his hands, unneeded from how small he was but wanting to grip him securely, as he placed him back on the altar, “I...twins? Can there be twins?”

The shock was barely settling in when more cracking echoed in the room. From the bottom of the egg, another head poked out. A frustrated green-tinted dragon flapping their uncoordinated wings to remove leftover yolk. This one was much more tired than his siblings, once free from the egg he had huffed and laid down on the altar.

…

Yuu tilted their head back, giving themselves a high five before moving out of a stunned Malleus's limp arms, “Secured the fuck out of this bloodline! Babies! Babies~!” They gathered the chirping dragon infants into their arms, each of them growing overjoyed to finally be with the voice they always knew.

June 13th, a great blessing was gifted to Briar Valley. Three healthy and powerful heirs born in record time. The country had celebrated for weeks in joy and in blessing of the three new members of the royal family. May Malgona, Malathew, and Malicent Draconia-Crewel live long and be loved.

AZUL

Yuu had fallen pregnant again not long after the triplets' first birthday and it was all Azul's fault. A successful opening weekend of his lounge had made the cecaelian's mood all too happy and frisky. Azul, in a flustered state, claimed that wanting to mate when resources were bountiful was basic biology and he wasn't going to apologize. Jamil started the argument that Azul had done such a thing on purpose to push back his and Yuu's wedding, since Malleus's wedding planning was taken over by grandmother Draconia, and Azul didn't want to marry Yuu until he had a sizable amount of money in his savings for reasons.

While the two bickered, Yuu and Malleus marveled over the ultrasound of a tiny pea-shaped blob.

Malleus would have easily housed Yuu for their pregnancy again; What better place for an expecting mother to be than waited on hand and foot in royal luxury? An idea that Azul surprisingly vetoed, bringing up the fact the triplets would not leave Yuu any time to relax as the one-year-olds had a 6th sense for when their mother was trying to so much as sit.

“They'd run her more ragged than the pregnancy would in the first place…”

While Jamil offered, they all knew Yuu would decline; Since Jamil was currently staying in the Scalding Sands, prepping with his family (and Kalim) for their now pushed-back wedding. Yuu would not last long in the desert normally, asking them to do it while pregnant was cruel and unusual punishment.

So Yuu and Azul made their way to the Sunshine Lands where he had actually inherited a sizable beachfront property from his grandmother. How and why the elder cecaelian had even got her hands on land property, she wouldn't say. But the seaside villa Azul had built on the land was perfect, having a hand in every design aspect right down to the adorable ocean-themed nursery.

And while Yuu's pregnancy tracked along nicely, Azul's sleep schedule and mental well-being had suffered.

Malleus had rarely complained of Yuu during their first pregnancy, but now that Azul was dealing with them first hand he wondered if Malleus was simply…unbothered by the absurdity that escaped Yuu's mouth. The fae had asked how Azul was dealing with Yuu's ‘strange cravings’ during a visit. Jamil had rolled his eyes and jokingly asked if Yuu wanted pickles or ice cream during their pregnancy with the triplets. And Malleus answered she had wanted to drink molten metals, gnaw on gemstones, and wanted to eat a very specific map that was made when his grandmother was a child.

Jamil, having been around more pregnant women than the average person in his life,  stated that was…normal…ish. Pregnancy cravings could tilt to the material if the body felt it was lacking nutrients. So Azul was prepared. He had supplement potions of all kinds, he's looked up the most common pregnancy cravings; he had pickles purchased by the barrel and ice cream by the freezer load on standby. Hell, he stocked up on a non-toxic clay that was safe to digest. If Yuu asked him to, he'd crush up shells and pearls into fine dust to mix into their food and drinks to satisfy their cravings.

Instead, he was awakened almost like clockwork every night to make some type of horrific food combination that Yuu insisted would be amazing.

Ground beef and banana smoothies, corn on the cob with a cherry compote and mustard dipping sauce, chocolate-covered pan-fried shrimp. One night they simply asked for a whole, raw artichoke. He watched them eat it like it was an apple and fall back asleep as though they hadn't mentally scarred him in a matter of four minutes.

Azul could put his foot down, he could deny them these hellish cravings clearly caused by some type of demon masquerading as a baby in his date-mate's womb. But whenever he did, Yuu's eyes would fill with tears; sobbing and crying that Azul didn't love them OR the baby.

So Azul would get out of bed and make them their cursed offering. His pride as a chef was strong, but he couldn't last long against his dear pearl's tears…

But, demonic cravings aside, Yuu's pregnancy was progressing as normal. Azul would spend his evenings from the lounge resting gently on his date-mate's stomach and cooing at the tiny being waiting to be born. He had theorized their little girl was in a merform that matched his own; it would explain how they were able to kick him no matter where he kissed on Yuu's stomach. With only a month to go, his child would be the perfect belated birthday present.

Then three days before said birthday, Yuu was rushed to the hospital against their will, once again. The past few weeks they had been plagued with random bouts of false contractions. Each time Azul would panic and rush his pregnant love to their chosen hospital and demand they be looked over. The doctors would humor him, he was an up-and-coming influential member of their community after all. But, Yuu quickly grew annoyed with it, to the point they'd started hiding and waiting for the contractions to stop before even telling Azul they had them.

But now they were back in the hospital, Yuu pacing their examination room as Azul gently grilled the doctor.

“I understand that they're common, but this has been happening for weeks. Is there another test we can do or a specialist we can refer to?”

“Well, Mr. Ashengrotto, as head of labor and delivery and your personally chosen doctor, probably not.”

Yuu sighed, still walking around the room with a hand over their stomach, “Azul, just drop it. I wanna go home and-”

The sound of water hitting the tile floor made them all freeze. Yuu looked down, seeing the ‘water’ had come from them and soaking into the edge of the maxi skirt they were wearing.

…

“Fuck.”

Hours later, Yuu was in a hospital bed and Azul was still on the phone with his mother pacing outside of the room. The mer panicking over the potential health risks of a month early birth and where he could have gone wrong in his prenatal care and how he was a failure-

Yuu spoke calmly into their phone, watching Azul pace past their window again, “Yeah, no. He’s still in the hall crying…I don’t know! The doctor hadn’t said anything was wrong the past few checkups…No, Jamil, I didn’t ingest poison…Why would he give me poison!? Why would I be craving poisons!?...Wanting to drink metal is different.”

Azul had returned to the room after a nurse talked him through his breakdown, sitting at Yuu’s bedside and helping them through the labor pains. He walked them around the room, screened calls from their worried friends and family, and even managed to magic up the fabled fruit-flavored ice chips Yuu had started to demand as the labor continued. Two days before Azul’s birthday the doctor had finally stated Yuu was dilated enough to try their preferred birthing position. With Azul’s hand vice gripped in their own, a few hours into the afternoon, they felt a pressure suddenly rush out of them. The standby nurse quickly swooped in to make sure the baby was fully out and taken to be properly weighed.

Yuu and Azul both sigh in relief at the sound of their little girl wailing her head off. Azul felt tears coming to his eyes seeing she had been birthed in merform, much bigger than any normal mer child but that was to be expected when she had a personal grotto to grow and feed in for eight months; lovingly tucked away to be pampered and protected. He took in his daughter’s form with a tender eye; pale purple skin that ombred into chubby black and speckled tentacles that wiggled around fiercely. A head of stark white hair with delicate newborn curls. Gurgled cries only stopping when the nurse placed her onto an exhausted Yuu’s chest. The infant following her instincts; curling into her mother for warmth and safety, tentacles wrapping around Yuu's arm as an anchor and finally calming.

The doctor smiled at the happy family, both parents cooing over their baby. They moved to exit the room to allow them space to bond, giving Yuu one last glance to ensure there was no ripping that needed immediate attention. The smile on their face quickly fell. At a moment of silence, they moved back to position and gave Yuu a pat on their calf, “Okay! Round two!”

“...” Yuu lifted their head from the pillow, their grip on Azul’s hand somehow getting tighter, “I'm sorry…what?” The loving light of a mother quickly faded into a focused rage.

“...The…There’s a second baby-”

“A second what!?”

Azul struggled to escape Yuu’s hold, feeling his bones trying to liquefy to slip out of what his instincts were screaming was a death trap, “Darling? My pearl? Let go, please let go of my hand-”

“No! I’m gonna eat your fucking arm! WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN THERE’S A SECOND-”

February 22nd, Yuu uploaded a photo welcoming Charysa and Scylar Ashengrotto-Crewel into the world. Yuu smiled in bed with two identical cecaelian infants curled against each arm, one of them blinking open a dark blue eye to stare at the camera. Azul sitting at their bedside with one of his arms in a sling and bandages wrapping his fingers together. To this day he stands firm on his twins being the best early birthday present he ever received, and all they cost him was a broken hand and a dislocated shoulder.

(Yuu happily called the Leech twins once their arms were free, telling them they could stop fighting over who the godfather was to be since they could now both be the godfather to a baby).

JAMIL

Jamil and Yuu’s wedding was gorgeous.

Kalim took the fact it was a party for extended family and friends and turned his party planning skills to a whole new level, footing the bill and offering whatever venue the Asim family had at their disposal for the event. Jamil tried to deny his friend’s generous offers, but his mother shot him down so hard he physically felt the impact. He and Yuu had the final say in any decision of course, but against his mother’s cold unmoving stare and Kalim’s small suns for pupils filled with hope, Jamil crumbled often. He wanted to hate the end result, but it was honestly something out of a dream. And his favorite part was his bride.

Yuu’s lehenga was made from the finest red silk, embroidered with enchanted gold thread and precious beads that shimmered in the light. Henna was painstakingly painted on their hands and feet in ornate and fine patterns, their hair and make-up done by a personal beautician of one of the Asim wives, Finally they were coated in ruby-encrusted gold jewelry straight from the royal family's treasury that Kalim had gained permission to borrow from. Yuu was presented to him and he felt like he had found an oasis of paradise, no longer searching for a diamond in the rough as the sands had produced a perfectly cut and shining turquoise into his hands. A vision of beauty and now legally his wife.

So though it was only a month after Yuu had birthed Chrasya and Scylar, barely two weeks after their wedding night, they had learned Yuu had gotten pregnant again, much to their displeasure. Jamil’s mother was boosting at hearing the news, stating that her efforts of sneaking a yellow sapphire into their marriage bed had been the trick to such a fast pregnancy (Apparently, she claims that’s how she was blessed with Najma so soon after having Jamil). Now freshly re-impregnated, Azul and Malleus stated that Jamil should be the main one to care for Yuu as they had for their own children's respective pregnancies.

A challenge he accepted with only mild annoyance.

One of Kalim’s many wedding presents to his dear friends had been a townhouse located in a capital city of the Shaftlands. It was placed within a gated community with plenty of resident-only amenities, it was even a ten-minute walk from the downtown area. A perfect location to keep his pregnant, troublesome adventurous wife safe, yet close enough to events to keep them both entertained. One surprise meeting at the local farmer’s market later, Vil and Rook had become frequent visitors along with Azul, Malleus, and their other children to their townhouse home. However, the older Pomfiore duo had stopped visiting at the end of August as they were finally welcoming their own bundle of joy. 

A fact that Yuu quickly pointed out as a reason to visit Vil instead.

“I’m allowed to hold his baby. I’m pregnant and basically the blood sister he never wanted.”

“I’ll be honest, from how Rook’s been describing Vil's hyper possessiveness since they brought Finley home, he may actually fight you if you go over there.”

“I'm pregnant, I can do what I want.”

“Yuu, he will body slam you. Stop trying to put your shoes on.”

Once again, the pregnancy was smooth with frequent checkups and clean bills of health. Jamil remained hyper-vigilant during each clinic visit. Demanding the doctor do two or three extra ultrasounds from multiple angles, paying out of pocket for each surplus check. Only one baby was shown on the screen each pass, but Jamil never lowered his guard. Yuu had two pregnancies prior and a total of three surprise babies that managed to slip by completely undetected. Though everything pointed to one baby, that meant little to Jamil from past experience.

Even at their over-the-top baby shower, once again with Kalim as the head of the planning community, he didn’t stop his double-checking. As the triplets and the twins shoved their tiny hands into a cake to show the bright blue frosting inside, Jamil had gripped Kalim by the collar off to the side and demanded to know if the sex reveal had anything pointing to a second child. Kalim had sworn that nothing had stated there was anything out of the ordinary. Jamil had released him, sighing and pinching the bridge of his nose before remarking he couldn't handle another kid. It had already taken him so long to pick Kalim as the godfather, he wasn't sure if he could pick a second person ( Kalim burst into tears at hearing Jamil had chosen him as his son's godfather. Picking Jamil clean off his feet in a hug that ended in them both falling into the pool).

Now, on New Year’s Eve, Jamil and Yuu made their way to Vil and Rook’s snowy mansion to attend their party. They had shown up a few hours early, Yuu shoving Vil out of their way once the blonde star had opened the door. Vil scowled as Yuu quickly waddled deeper into the house to coo over a four-month-old Finley, raising an eyebrow at Jamil, “And you say they're easier to handle pregnant?”

Jamil shrugged, slipping the bag of last-minute groceries Vil had asked him to bring from his shoulder and into Vil’s waiting hands, “I can placate them with food and physical affection. They sleep at least 11 hours a day and at some point running becomes a chore to them. I have half a mind to knock them up again the second this one is out.”

“They’d kill you.”

“They can’t do anything reckless or stupid when pregnant, it’s a dream come true.”

By the late evening, the party had calmed from the large soiree it started as to an intimate get-together of the original NRC group. Children were put to bed upstairs while the adults all talked and caught up with personal lives. Yuu had excused themselves to the bathroom, Kalim taking the opportunity to ask Jamil if he was doing ok.

“You’ve been bouncing your leg all night…”

Jamil sighed, leaning forward and placing his nose and mouth into his clasped hands, “...” He pulled his mouth from his hands, “Something is going to happen.”

Vil rolls his eyes, pouring himself another glass of champagne, “Honestly.”

Riddle hummed from his place under Floyd’s arm, fighting off his drunken sleepiness to soothe his former classmate's concerns, “Jamil…from what I’ve been told, Yuu’s had perfect screenings, you’ve kept them on a strict prenatal diet, and you only have two more weeks until their due date. I believe you are as they say…in the clear.”

“That means nothing when Yuu is involved and you know it.”

Malleus chuckles, stroking a hand through Jamil’s loose hair, “I don’t think there’s any need for concern. Yuu hasn’t had any strange cravings this pregnancy, nor early contractions. I agree with Riddle on you managing to conquer these dreaded ‘surprise pregnancy’ events we’ve been having.”

Rook nodded, humming as he stood from his chair to pat Jamil’s shoulder, “Worry not, monsieur multi! You’ve been so vigilant in monitoring your bébé’s status that I don’t believe the poor boy could hope to kick without you knowing about it.”

Yuu walked back into the room, a hand braced under their stomach and the other pointing behind them toward the bathroom, “Hey remember how I went to the bathroom?”

…

Jamil’s eyes moved from looking directly ahead of him to glancing at Yuu, “Yes…what about it?”

“So I thought, I was just actively peeing; which is why I went. Turns out, Aha…my water broke.”

…

Everyone had watched in a shared muted silence as Jamil picked Yuu into his arms and basically threw them into the back of their car, peeling out of the mansion’s driveway in a barely contained manic episode. They had sheepishly continued the party for an hour, midnight barely two hours away before Vil texted Jamil and Yuu, asking if they had safely reached a hospital.

Azul and Malleus crowded around the phone when Vil let out a delighted scream. Jamil had responded by sending a single photo of Yuu in a hospital bed still in their party dress, a bundle of blue blankets in their arms. While Malleus and Lilia had playfully lamented the loss of another January birthday boy, Cater had remarked how Yuu looked to be fighting back the urge to either laugh or fling the baby out of their grasp.

Jamil texted back, ‘We checked into the hospital, Yuu laid on the bed, and he just fucking came out.’

The doctor and nurses had to be called in, no one expecting Yuu to have birthed so quickly since the ink on their forms had barely dried. Luckily, the baby had no health issues, fully formed with feathery wisps of black hair and giving loud cries to show his airways were clear. Once he was placed into their arms, Yuu had jokingly asked the peaceful infant what had been so important that he needed to be born two weeks ahead of schedule in less than an hour. A joke question that the baby had seemingly answered by blinking open his little coal-colored eyes, opening his tiny mouth and burping. With that single act, he closed his eyes and nuzzled back into his mother’s embrace to sleep.

…

“Jamil, get this motherfucker away from me-”

Two hours before the new year, December 31st, Jamil Jr. (J.J) Viper-Crewel decided he was ready to be born.

(“I didn’t agree to that name. We had, like, twelve names picked out, why are you giving him my name?”

“Jamil. Look at him. This is just you, what the fuck else am I supposed to call him?”)

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MC and Epel: *feeling both embarrassed*

MC: *has accidentally called Trey "Dad"*

Epel: *the same thing with him, has called Vil "Mama"*

Trey: *laughing*

Vil: *clearly not amused by it*

Vil: Do I look like a mother to you? Huh, Epel?

Epel: *mutters* You act like one-

Vil: *frowns*

Trey: How about you, MC? Why did you call me "Dad"?

MC: My dad's kind. And I miss him.

Trey: Aww~. Come here. *gives them a hug*

Epel: Tch. Unfair.

Vil: Did you say something, Epel?

Epel: N-Nothing, sir!

[merakiui]

If you’ve done this before or don’t feel comfortable doing you can just ignore this but how many kids would the text characters want vs how many they would actually have?

:O this is a fun question omg!!! Here are my thoughts~~

Riddle - wants at least one. Has one, but that's certainly not the only one. Riddle's surprisingly easy to sway sometimes, especially when he's so in love with you, and it just sounds right to give your child a sibling (or two).

Trey - wants two or three. Probably ends up having two.

Cater - he doesn't have any particular numbers in mind. He probably has one with you for now.

Ace - Wants two. Maybe he ends up having three with you.

Deuce - he wants however many you want! Probably has one for now. He cries more than you do when you break the news to him because he's just so excited and happy.

Leona - doesn't really want children of his own. He might warm up to the idea slowly but surely. If he does end up having kids with you, it'll probably be just one.

Jack - four. He has three.

Ruggie - selfishly, he wants a lot. Realistically, he knows it's expensive and also taxing on you physically and mentally. So he's content having one (maybe two at most).

Azul - more than he'd care to admit. It makes him seem so greedy. >_< he has two with you, but he's always eager to make more.

Floyd - so many!!! He wants a big family because he loves the liveliness of it all. Also,, he just loves being a father. <3 you and Floyb probably have three kids right now. He can never keep his hands off of you, so Mama and Papa Leech might be getting a fourth grandchild in the near future.

Jade - he's just as fanciful as Floyd is when it comes to the amount, but he would be content with two. He ends up having five with you LOL.

Kalim - an absurd amount. He wants a big family!! Probably ends up having seven or eight with you. ;;;;

Jamil - wants one. Ends up having two, and he loves them so dearly.

Vil - wants two. He ends up having two (a third is on the way, though).

Rook - another one who wants a big family! He thinks big families are just so wonderful. He can't quantify how many children he wants. You end up having five together.

Epel - another one who wants a big family! He wants Harveston to be filled with more young people (and the elders will definitely agree). There's no set number in mind. You probably end up having four as of now.

Idia - just one. He's not sure if he could do another with you, but he might be inclined to agree if your child starts talking about wanting a sibling. (You end up having two together.)

Malleus - so many...... Hornton wants the castle walls to be filled with noise. He treasures the family you've made. Though he wants a lot, you probably have around two or three depending on human-fae compatibility. But what you lack in magic, Malleus makes up for with his raw power. He will make sure the both of you can start a family.

Lilia - doesn't want as many as you'd think. He's counting on Silver to have children of his own so that he can be a grandfather. After all, he's getting on in age and, though fae virility is unparalleled, he wants to be around for most of his children's lives. So you likely end up having two together.

Silver - wants a few so that Lilia can fawn over the little ones. You end up having three.

Sebek - wants only one. He ends up having three or four with you hehe.

Rollo - wants two and ends up having two with you. <3